Ryan Thomas Ballard

born 29 March 2005, 8:13 AM

7 lbs 14 oz, 21.4 inches long

Mrs. M to Mrs. B:

No prob!.......jump up and down; eat spicy pizza; face East; fifty "Hail Mary's"; a chorus of, "here we go Raiders, here we go"; watch a scary movie; etc; etc; etc.

Profiles in Courage????

Dude...... She's gotta have that kid. This room is not equipped for an eighteen wheeler........

Then there was a dark and stormy night.....
Well, I've done my job. Now your job is to put him through Harvard...

Scott: This is what I'm supposed to be doing.....

Scott: This is what I feel like doing.......

Ryan Thomas Ballard

 at about two hours old.

 The rightfully proud daddy...

This photo speaks for itself...

Granny can't wait to spoil another one
What the hell happened?? One minute I'm warm and comfortable, the next minute there's all this yelling and screaming; I'm confused....I think I'll take a little nap..

Get that camera outta my face!

I sense food is at hand....
It just occurred to Mrs. B that now there's two of them to gang up on her.

The rightfully proud mom.....
Hey, wait a minute. When you handed him over you didn't say anything about him needing changing.

More to come ....